Ask yourself a Question ?

1. Why is the third hand on the watch called a "Second Hand" ?
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2. If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all of her friends ?
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3. If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them ?
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4. If swimming is good for your shape then why do Whales look the way They do ?
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5. If you can't drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots ?
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6. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a Running Child ?
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7. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "Rush Hour" ?
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8. Does that screwdriver belong to Philip ?
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9. Can a stupid person be a Smart Ass ?
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10. Does killing time Damage Eternity ?
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11. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
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12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ?
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13. Are part-time bandleaders Semiconductors ?
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14. Daylight savings time, why are they saving it and where do they keep it ?
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15. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations ?
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16. How can there be self-help "Groups" ?
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17. How do you get off a non-stop flight ?
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18. How do you write zero in roman numerals ?
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19. How come wrong numbers are never busy ?
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20. Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world "Up Over" ?
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21. Why is it that night falls but day breaks ?
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22. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn  down  the volume on the Radio ?

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Also see Idiot's Guide To Life ! and SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25