This is just for fun, some well used quotes on ebay , and under in (  ) there real meaning..... Or not !

I am not getting at any one person, seller or buyer so please take this in the spirit is was written

JUST  FOR A LAUGH

1...Worn once .......

(For a music festival in a muddy field for 3 days)

2...Postage to be calculated at the end of the auction.........

(I will just get my black/white stripped jumper and mask out of the cupboard .Work out the actual postage cost, add a fiver for an envelope and add on 200 % handling charge)

3.....Great shoes cost £100 new ............

( That was a lot of money in 1966)

4.....As new.............

(Yes it already had a big hole in it when I bought it !)

5.......Sorry the payment is late but:............I have been in hospital/ the budgies been ill/the dog died/ I died.

(I dont get paid until tomorrow)

6......I posted the payment 5 days ago.......

( Oh s**t I have just remembered,its still in the car)

7........The cheques in the post .......

( And I wont ..........no sorry cant say it on ebay, I will probably get a life time ban !  but if you are laughing you have a dirty mind..........  !)

Thanks for looking and I hope laughing

Take care