Be warned supporting this club could seriously damage your health.

Every year starts the same the feeling of this year we will win something, the tingle in the stomach as you travel 200 miles for a home game , just hoping that someone as ordered enough pies this week, it can't be that hard can it yet week in week out I queue to be told no pies left. To sit tired and hungry hoping for a game worthy of the suffering only to be served up more drab and dreary football, even the antics of moonchester and his squeeze no longer cheer me up, but at least the half time entertainment brings some goals, even though it predictably ends all square, and no Ladbrookes wont take money on this result , I've tried.

So you have been warned thirty years of pain and suffering don't be a fool save yourself whilst theres still time.