TRY NOT. DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY !!!

MASTER YODA'S GUIDE TO USING EBAY TO FIND THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR A FRIEND OR A LOVED ONE WHO COLLECTS STAR WARS MERCHANDISE

1) USE THE SEARCH FEATURE TO BROWSE A RANGE OF CHARACTER BASED ITEMS ... SOMETHING MIGHT CATCH YOUR EYE .....
( LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ..... FOUND SOMEONE YOU HAVE )

2) IF NEW TO EBAY PUT A SMALL BID ON A NUMBER OF ITEMS ..... THIS KEEPS YOUR OPTIONS OPEN AND YOU MAY EVEN GET LUCKY AND WIN SEVERAL ITEMS WITH THE BUDGET YOU SET YOURSELF FOR ONE ITEM .....
( UNEXPECTED THIS IS )

3) AUCTIONS END AT MANY DIFFERENT TIMES ..... KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES IN MY EBAY .....
( ALWAYS IN MOTION THE FUTURE IS )

4) DON'T BID RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS ON ITEMS YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT ..... A HUNDRED POUNDS ON A " I LOVE JAR JAR BINKS" T-SHIRT IS CRAZY BUT A SMALLER BID ON SOMETHING ACTUALLY WORTH IT MAY END IN A SURPRISE WIN. NO BID IS EVER TOO SMALL ....
( SIZE MATTERS NOT )

5) IF ALL ELSE FAILS DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK THEM WHAT THEY ACTUALLY WOULD LIKE .....
( FEAR IS THE PATH TO THE DARKSIDE )

6) THIS WAY THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT AND YOU HAVE A FOCUS .....
( FOCUS YOU MUST HAVE FOCUS )

7)  IF YOU ARE FINDING THE THOUSANDS OF ITEMS YOU ARE LOOKING AT CONFUSING  DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK THE SELLER A QUESTION .....
( FEAR LEADS TO ANGER. ANGER LEADS TO HATE. HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING )

8) AND FINALLY, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO WIN DON'T TRY TO WIN IT ..... ACTUALLY WIN IT .....
( TRY NOT. DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY. )

" FOLLOW THIS GUIDE YOU MUST ..... FEEL THE FORCE FLOWING THROUGH YOU YOU WILL ..... IT SURROUNDS US ..... BINDS US ..... THE ROCK ..... THE TREE ..... YES EVEN ON EBAY ..... THE FORCE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS ..... CONFRONT YOUR FEAR ..... BID AND WIN YOU WILL ..... IT IS YOUR DESTINY !!! "                                                                                                                                                                       ( MASTER YODA )