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God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?" > > >So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?" ! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." !

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, >into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said "What's a headache?"

iF YOU ARE EITHER RELIGIOUS, FEMALE, MALE OR NEITHER I APOLOGISE. i HOPE THIS WAS NOT TO AWFUL.yOU'R TURN!